Tiny Dancer

This was too funny not to share. Every time I feed Kameron in her high chair now, she likes to hang on to her feet and stretch her legs high into the air. She's very serious about it. Show off.

WHAT?!?

I was changing Kameron's diaper this morning and I pulled a golf tee out of her pajamas. What... the... heck.

Supermodel.

QUESTION.

Why is it that I automatically turn insane when I'm tired? I've realized this can be a problem. I hadn't realized how incapable my brain is until recently. Let me explain. It might humor you...

It's roughly 11:00 at night and not only has the baby NEVER slept well, but Brian and I have become OBSESSED with "The Office" and have been staying up every night to watch every season on DVD. So, here I am getting ready for bed and I DRAG myself into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I really would much rather be curled up in bed with bad breath but I just bought a new kind of toothpaste that I was excited to try out. And there on the counter sat the shiny box of 'Crest:Pro-Health.' This is my thought process:

Whoo hoo!! I can't wait to open the box... I hope the tube is sparkley and pretty.... (no joke, this is what I was thinking)

(fumbles and opens box)

Awww man.. just plain and blue.....

(Squeezes toothpaste onto brush)

YEEEEEEEESSSSSS The TOOTHPASTE has sparkles in it!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!

(and then I have to chuckle about what just happened)...the toothpaste tasted horrible by the way.


I am seriously out of it when tired. I think I might revert back to a 5 year old as well, which could explain the toothpaste, why I need to get out of bed a million times to go to the bathroom, and why I always need a drink of water on my nightstand. Interesting....


Oh, and P.S. We finished the last episode of season 4 tonight just in time for the new premiere of the office... muah hahahahaha

Yes, It's Official.

I've decided that because I'm behind on the times, that I would get with it and blog. You will have an intimate glimpse into the good, bad, ugly, and just plain stupid.