My dog is outside barking right now. What is he barking at you ask? Is it an intruder? Is it another dog? A cat? A bird? A butterfly? Some other creepy crawly thing? It is a ROCK. This rock has been taunting Benson for the last half hour in which Benson has finally lost it and has decided to tell him who's boss. Is it a rock that moves? A rock that sings? Nope. Just a plain ol' rock. And Benson has it out for him. I have a feeling that this will be a fight to the death.
OH! And this is great... I was going to the bathroom the other day (I'll spare you the details) and Calvin starts hollering from across the hall. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! Come quick! Hurry! It's an EMERGENCY" I finish up, burst out of the bathroom, sprint into Calvin's room pretty sure he either broke a bone or lit his little sister on fire, and Calvin stops me dead in my tracks.
Calvin: "Mom (one eyebrow raised), did you wash your hands?"
Me: "What?! You were hollering like a banshee! Is everything okay?"
Calvin: "Seriously Mom. You need to wash your hands. That's really gross.... do you know where my bionicle is?"
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LAUGHING SO HARD!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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I need to read your blog more often. You make me laugh out loud!
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